Boxes, Belts, and Birthdays
Oh my brothers, your humble narrator was forced to endure some hardship yesterday. It all started when I found a note on my door. It said that I had a package to pick up at the post office. This was good because I was expecting my zen to be in at any time. I go up to the post office just before they close. I hand the guy my ticket and he goes back to look for my box. When he comes back he's got this funny look on his face. I look down at the box, and it's got one whole side of it opened up. He was shaking it to show me that there was nothing inside the box.
I felt like I wanted to go postal. They said that the package opened up somewhere between the Canadian border and Gladstone (it was shipped from Toronto), and the contents were 'lost'. So, some lucky (evil) postal employee is walking around with the third zen I've bought in the last month. The good news is that the shipper insured the package, and I should be able to get a full refund through paypal. The freaking idiot didn't even put tape on the side of the box that 'came open'. Above are pictures of the offending box. Aggrivating.As I was leaving the post office in disgust thinking 'why did god have to sh*t in my cheerios again today', I was confronted with a more immediate problem. I was driving home and I noticed that the A/C wasn't working. At the same time I noticed that the battery light was on. I knew immediately that the serpentine belt had either come loose or had broke. When I got home I pulled the broken belt out and called my dad to give me a ride to the parts store. He took me up there, we got the belt, got back and tried to put it on. Because the other one was broken it took us a half hour to try putting it on the wrong way before we figured out the right way. It still took another 15 minutes to do. Here's a picture of the offending belt.
As I was getting dirty in the parking lot changing my belt, our tennis team was practicing. I needed to be there because I need to get some hits in before the tournament match tomorrow. Needless to say I missed the practice. Our coach hooked me up with a guy to hit with tonight, but that brought on another problem. My granddad (my only surviving grandparent) is having a birthday dinner tonight at 6:30 and I'm supposed to hit with this guy at 7:00. I haven't been able to get a hold of this guy to try to push it back. Hopefully I can. Whoever out there is wishing me bad luck, I wish they'd stop.
14 Comments:
Jesus man, how many baby seals did you have to club to get luck like that? I know it's usually cheaper to buy things online, but with your recent track record you might consider shopping at an actual store. I like to because it's usually hassle-free, and I get the instant gratification I crave. Also, send me the pictures you took last weekend.
It'll be a cold day in hell before I go to best buy, or any other store like that, to buy an electronic device. I did buy a zen from a store this time, but it was an online store. I paid $213 for an item that's at least $275 and probably $300 at best buy.
I try ebay first to find a used one.
I'll get back to you on the pics, gotta run.
Elwess. All you have to do is leave your damn IM program running. I could send you files in an IM without you being there. You could then download them at your leisure.
Yah, I'd like to thank you for my new Zen player. Me and the Misses were throwing back some maple syrple, when she spilled it on my old player. I said, "What'd ya go and do that far? What was that all aboot?" Any who, when tempers settled I went to work and found yours. There was no Canadian security devices on it (tape), so I snatched it. Soarry for any inconviences.
Post Master LaFleur
so how did the tournament go?
We lost in the semifinal round. I played twice. I was embarassed in my first match 0-6, 2-6. My second match was doubles and we lost in 3 sets. My partner was worthless.
I'm not sure if I'll ever make it to the national tournament.
Do said photos involve you guys and a bunch of beer cans with holes in them that are still sitting downstairs?
~Jade
Correction...I threw those beer cans away yesterday.
It's a good thing we have the beer can thing sorted out. We wouldn't want to have to settle this dispute the old fashioned way - in the jell-o wrestling pit.
Those were the days.
*sigh*
My point was...are you all over the whole hole in the beer can "trick" YET?
~J.
Don't count on it Jade. The hole-in-the-beer-can trick is still a lively one at parties. I think it will be around as long as we drink beer from cans.
I'm going to buy a battery operated dremel and a glass cutting tip. Not even bottles will be safe!
` It ain't me! Bad break, man!
` I don't know what you guys are talking about - hole in beer cans, but damn!
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Did you see what god just did to me?
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God didn't do that, you did. I knew you were a narcotics agent.
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