Mancamp 07
It was brought to my attention that it will be January/February soon. What does that mean? It means that it is once again time to start planning for the wilderness survival adventure that will become Mancamp 07.Being that this is my first Mancamp blog post of the new era I'm sure that some of you are unfamiliar with Mancamp. There are basically two rules at Mancamp. Number one is that there are no women allowed, duh. Number two is that it takes place in the winter. Mancamp usually involves floating down a river, and has been known to include firearms and other weaponry.
We're always open to ideas and locations for future Mancamps, and we haven't even really started planning for 07, so let me know if you have any ideas. Also, being that this will be the sixth annual Mancamp, I felt compelled to make a Top 5 list of previous Mancamps.Top 5 Mancamps EVER!
5: Mancamp 04 - second Grand River float, heavy rain.
4: Mancamp 05 - First James River float, dumped canoe, light rain.
3: Mancamp 03 - ATF Mancamp
2: Mancamp 02 - First Grand River float - First Mancamp, priceless.
1: Mancamp 06 - Second James River float, first all-kayak mancamp, spirit world Mancamp
posted by Aaron at 12/19/2006
17 Comments:
Mancamp '07: The Wompus Cat Offensive
I was thinking maybe camp, do a little hiking, mountain goating, worm wrestling and shooting. I think I would like to save my kyaking for the spring and summer, especially after the 2 days of insane amounts of paddling last year. It's much more fun for me to do a day trip canoe than have to worry about how many miles left you have to go.
what is worm wrestling? is that like trying to wrestle while in a sleeping bag?
No Cas. This is not brokeback camp. Worm wrestling is a classified activity. You're better off forgetting you ever heard anything about worms.
The Mancamp in which we did all that paddling was my favorite. We did very little the first day, we should've started earlier.
Yeah, we should've started like 6 hours earlier. Still was a ton of paddling. My favorite was ATF, my most memorable was the Grand when we got poured on.
Does that mean that you're counted 'in ' this time Jason?
I forgot to give an honorable mention to the conception of Mancamp. The very idea was sprung from encounters with wealderbeast, PW, and park ranger. They too will go down in Mancamp history.
I'm waiting to hear what we'll be doing before committing myself. While last year had it's fun moments, for the most part it was a living hell....same with the Grand River trip. While I'm all for adventure, I want to at least have fun while I'm doing it.
I believe the confirmation Jason is looking for is that we'll be having a "woman camp" while trying to act like men. Ain't gonna happen. If numbers are down perhaps we can fill them with someone more manly like Ross from Friends. Three cheers for living HELL.
Paulie Shore
Hip Hip Hooray!
Hip Hip Hooray!
Hip Hip Hooray!
Whoever said man camp had to be a living hell? I distinctly remember a few years ago that there was talk of man camp Vegas...that wouldn't be a living hell at all, quite the opposite. Also, ATF wasn't really a strenous and miserable camp.
Nobody ever said Mancamp HAD to be anything but in the winter and minus women. I think you're exaggerating what happened last year. We did the same float the year before without any complaints. It was probably easier in the kayaks.
Mancamp Vegas wouldn't exactly be Mancamp, it would be ManVegas.... Kinda like ManCabin.
` In your example, Lou and I have started Pervert Camp.
` Pervert Camp necessarily takes place in the winter... but only if we go to the Southern Hemisphere where it's warm.
` This year, we are going to try to rack up sexual partners in Mexico. How's that for a getaway?
Now THAT sounds like fun Spoony. Let me know how that works out for you guys.
Merry Christmas everybody!
` Cherry Cepahlopadmas and a Flappy New Year!!!
More importantly, what's going on for New Year's????
Jade
I sent Jason an email about new years. It's all in there.
Poll Results:
Are you coming to Mancamp?
F***n' A
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You guys are stupid
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Total votes: 2
What should we do this year?
Float
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Float and Shoot
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Total votes: 2
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